I’ve told my husband many, many times that one day we will own a miniature donkey. He probably thinks I am kidding. He would be wrong.
Look at it! How could you not want a miniature donkey? For your reading pleasure, here are some of the best miniature donkey links I could drum up:
Ass-pirin Acres Miniature Donkey Farm: “We, no doubt, have the perfect donkey for you!”
Teach Your Miniature Donkey to Drive : “Some donkeys may be poky in nature while others are quite excitable.“
Relax Your Ass Ranch Miniature Donkeys: “Celebration 2004: An Intact Jack Experience”
–nadj
I’ll take care of it for you if you’d like, but only if you get one or two milking goats, too, and maybe some chicken and eatin’-rabbits.
Excellent–a live-in donkey nanny. Now I’m psyched!
As long as we don’t get chicken-eating rabbits. Those things’ll put your eye out.
i’m sure mini-donkeys stink too
We could name the donkey “Turbo.”
When you say mini-donkeys stink “too”–are you referring to my husband as the primary stink source?
;p
I like the sounds of “Turbo Burrito.”